Some kid:
"Ya, what is your favourite hockey team?"
Paul:
"Oh, well uhh... The Toronto Maple Leafs"
Some kid:
"You're an idiot."
Paul:
"I know. "
--- Moments Pass---
Some Kid:
"Hey Mister"
Adam:
"Hey kid, what's up?"
Some Kid:
"What's YOUR favorite hockey team?"
Adam:
"Definitely the Florida Panters"
Some Kid:
"At least you're not an idiot like that Paul guy"
Adam:
"I respect Paul as a person"
Some Kid:
"You're an ass hole"
--- Paul eves drops on conversation as he is walking away and turns around ---
Paul:
"Hey kid...
Some Kid:
"Huh?"
Paul:
"Screw you... and AddieB?"
Adam:
"Huh?"
Paul:
"Listen up. Fact 1, the Florida Panthers have failed to make the playoffs in seven consecutive seasons. Fact 2, they had the most racist goalie of all time (John Vanbiesbrouck). Fact 3, The Florida Panthers have never won a Stanley Cup. They reached the Stanley Cup final only once in 1996. Fact 4, they throw stupid rats all over the ice. How does AddieB even like the Panthers anyway?"
Adam:
"You went too far Paul"
Some Kid:
"Ya mister.. you're a real jerk"
Paul:
**walks off**
Adam & Some Kid:
"The Leafs suck!!!"
Adam:
"Hey Kid, you want to go get some ice cream?"
Some Kid:
"Ya!"
**Adam and Some Kid walk off into the sunset holding hands**
--Time Passes--
Some Kid:
"Hey Adam"
Adam :
"Yeah, kid?"
Some Kid:
"That stuff he said about the beezer, it's not true, is it?"
Adam:
"Unfortunately, yeah kid, the beezer is a racist, he actually stopped the team from calling themselves the black panters"
Some Kid:
"oh..."
Adam:
"Yeah"
Some Kid:
"Hey, Adam?"
Adam:
"Yeah Kid?"
Some Kid:
"...nevermind"
Adam:
"Hey Kid, I have an idea, let's go play NHL 97!"
Some Kid:
"really!? with the beezer on the cover? no way!"
Adam:
"Yeah kid, with the beezer on the cover"
Some Kid:
"Oh Wow! No Way!"
Adam:
"Yeah"
Some Kid:
"Um, Adam...were the Maple Leafs ever good?"
Adam:
"A long time ago, kid...a long time ago..."
Some Kid:
"Do you think they'll ever be good again?"
Adam:
"Now kid, listen - I don't pretend to know the future, I can't look into some crystal ball and tell you what's going to happen tomorrow or the next day or the next day...even if I could, I don't think I'd want to..."
Some Kid:
"oh..."
Adam:
"....but no, the Leafs will never be good again."
