A Vagrant Heart

"I suspect two people I see everyday on the GOtrain are having an affair. How can I be sure? They’re standing right in front of me…"
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-Matt Smith, via SMS

Hopefully Matt, they were dis-robing.. err.. not dis-robing.

(via pbrown)

It is nice to see Paul Brown staying true to the original intentions of DudeVice…I will now follow his lead with an e-mail I received recently.

I have a friend who is attracted to a girl who I would like to sleep with. He wants me to talk him up, but I fear this will drastically reduce my chances of seeing her naked. What should I do?

- Bro’s before Ho’s?

There are plenty of people to see naked in this world…if your friend is legit interested, do him the solid. I’m a pretty big beliver in karma, so odds are you’ll see a far more attractive girl naked within the week.

But listen, if you’re also legit interested in this girl, then all’s fair. One time I let a girl jump in front of me in a t shirt line at a concert and she picked up the last size of the shirt I wanted. I learned that day that sometimes you have to straight arm…sometimes…you have to straight arm.

Figure out what you want and then act on it, don’t sit on it…things only get more complicated as time goes on.

Do Any other Dudevicers want to weigh in on this question?

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