Recently my Vista computer shit the bed. I’ve been there, buddy, I know the pain you’re feeling. Lucky for me, I saved up some pennies and bought an Imac. Now I have non-painful erections 24 hours a day and every hip girl wants to sleep with me.
You should probably get on board…the Imac train…not the erection train.
I wish you all the best.
Your friend,
Adam
