June 2008
19 posts
Today I got a hair cut...
That was the hard part
It should have been the easy part
but it turns out that title went to the incident that should have been the hard part.
I know this is hard to explain, but it’s easy to understand, right?
The Formation of a Band pt.3: The Hold Steady
**At The Horse Track**
Lead Singer: "Hey, sorry to bother you.. but which race is this??"
Pretty Girl: "The sixth..."
Lead Singer: "Cools.. which horse you betting on?"
Pretty Girl: "the fifth... I think it's name is Chips Ahoy."
Lead Singer: "Nice... what's your bet?"
Pretty Girl: "$900"
Lead Singer: "Woah! not kidding around I see... there are some pretty sweet odds with that horse.. what'll you do with the money?"
Pretty Girl: "Get high. For an entire week."
Lead Singer: "I love you."
**One Week Passes**
Lead Singer: "This has been the best week of my life! I can't believe we won all that money! I honestly thought that I was going to die at points.. but that was the best part. Come here babe.. let's dance"
Pretty Girl: "Don't f***ing touch me..."
Lead Singer: "How am I supposed to know that you're high? When you won't let me touch you..."
Keyboardist: "WooooaahOOahooooahOOahoh"
Adam: There are just so many things I didn't know about this band.
Motley Crue - Down At The Whiskey.
I was so...
pbrown:
The Hold Steady - Stay Positive -...
Dear Halifax,
vigeant:
I would like to thank you for visiting my page the most today.
It appears that 12 people who live in you felt it appropriate to come visit me today… what makes this all the more impressive is that the majority of the people I thought read my blog in halifax are currently just leaving Tennessee (and were reponsible for the 300% increase in visitors from Tennessee this past month).
...
The Wildhearts - Danny’s Dancin’
I...
One of the perks of buying a mac...
I have garage band…crude as it may be, I’ve finally been able to get some songs down on solid ground…out of my head, where they almost always become lost in an orgy of pete’s frootique lunches and pornography.
Dear Paul
Recently my Vista computer shit the bed. I’ve been there, buddy, I know the pain you’re feeling. Lucky for me, I saved up some pennies and bought an Imac. Now I have non-painful erections 24 hours a day and every hip girl wants to sleep with me.
You should probably get on board…the Imac train…not the erection train.
I wish you all the best.
Your friend,
Adam
I apologize
For the lack of updates…I just got a new computer and have been having a laugh with it. I will remedy the situation.